The Selk Bag Sleeping Bag ‘System’ looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and acopy-72992-Lippi-Selk-Bag-One---MEDIUMn Oompa Loompa had a baby while Ali G watched.  Ya, I said it.

This ridiculous looking contraption / sleepwear is a sleeping bag turned body suit meant for I’m not really sure who…presumably people that can’t afford…dignity?


In case this is just the thing you’ve been looking for, rest assured the quality seems high.  The suit seems to be well constructed, with pockets, vents, non-slip feet, and various sizes (up to XL for that 6’6″ NBA player that needs a walking sleeping bag).  The suits are made of many of the same materials as most decent sleeping bags and are even rated to as low as ~10 degrees F.

If you’ve got the perfect use for one of these I’d love to hear it!  Bar crawl anyone?