The Selk Bag Sleeping Bag ‘System’ looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and acopy-72992-Lippi-Selk-Bag-One---MEDIUMn Oompa Loompa had a baby while Ali G watched.  Ya, I said it.

This ridiculous looking contraption / sleepwear is a sleeping bag turned body suit meant for I’m not really sure who…presumably people that can’t afford…dignity?



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In case this is just the thing you’ve been looking for, rest assured the quality seems high.  The suit seems to be well constructed, with pockets, vents, non-slip feet, and various sizes (up to XL for that 6’6″ NBA player that needs a walking sleeping bag).  The suits are made of many of the same materials as most decent sleeping bags and are even rated to as low as ~10 degrees F.

If you’ve got the perfect use for one of these I’d love to hear it!  Bar crawl anyone?